Ugh

Although I have a tonne of work to do, I just cannot motivate myself to do anything right now. So, I've been amusing myself by looking up pointless stuff online and now am happy to pass on the pointlessness to you. I did one of those searches where you google your name + 'is'. Here are my Top 25 favourite results, in countdown order (I know, this is incredibly sad):

25. Larissa is the capital city of the central region of Greece called Thessaly
24. Larissa is the fifth of Neptune's known moons
23. Larissa is in Janet Jackson's music video
22. Larissa is a girl who keeps her chin up
21. Larissa is highly valued by her classmates because of her intelligence
20. Larissa is one very tough, smart, and eminently likeable character
19. Larissa is very much against any drug or alcohol use and encourages all her friends
18. Larissa is as eclectic as her community
17. Larissa is available by appointment only
16. Larissa is strong but damaged
15. Larissa is irregular
14. Larissa is rich and famous, but her dad has to work as a janitor
13. Larissa is a small heavily cratered world
12. Larissa is my love b**ch!
11. Larissa is the determined dictator of the Daria shrine
10. Larissa is the goddess of all things that have to do with sensation and the living flesh
9. Larissa is tireless in her ability and moves laterally extremely well
8. Larissa is yammering something incoherent as she kneels
7. Larissa is looking for a Caucasian or Hispanic man from any western country for marriage
6. Larissa is an irregularly shaped, dark object about 130 miles long by 112 miles wide
5. Larissa is an excellent brood mare and has proven to pass on her movements to her
offspring
4. Larissa is still getting used to sleeping in a room with less than ten people
3. Larissa is here to bring a piece of heaven into your home
2. Larissa is forced to run into the woods when a group of confederate marauders threaten her harm
1. Larissa is incredibly lucky she didn't turn out to be one of those special children

There it is. But before I sign off, I will leave you with the highly appropriate bonus entry:

Larissa is wasting her life.

sigh.