Rehoserification, Part II

Here are my official Re-H stats, compiled since I arrived back in Canada 4 days ago:

# of times slipped on patch of ice: 6
# of conversations I've had about the weather (which is unseasonably mild, btw): 8
# of strips of bacon consumed: 5
# of times I've used "eh" in conversation: 246
# of times I've been to Tim Horton's: 7
# of episodes of Degrassi watched: 4
# of Canadian Heritage Moments seen on TV ("Doctor! I smell burnt toast!") : 3
# of periods of hockey watched: 7

As you can see, I am well on my way to regaining full hoser status. All I need to do is skate around a pond, throw a little Anne Murray in the stereo and go out for supper to Salisbury House and the transformation should be complete.